furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

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ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via orgasm)

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

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whoredinarygirl:

it’s not murder if you say sorry after

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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so-personal:

everything personal

thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

(via toodopetoexist)

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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