jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook
writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

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thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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4 days ago · 239,356 notes ·reblog

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via humoristics)

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urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

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guccier:

this one time in drama my drama teacher told me to be a ‘mail girl’ but with my mind i thought he said ‘male girl’ and i was so confused and you don’t wanna know what i did

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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
cryingandcolour:

Ah yes white boys